This Arizona Governor Candidate Just Aired His Entire Sexual History
Arizona’s 2018 gubernatorial race is already garnering a lot of national attention thanks to Noah Dyer and his unorthodox approach to campaigning…complete and utter honesty!
— Slate (@Slate) February 23, 2017
Rather than wait for his campaign rivals to dig up any unsavory oppo research on him, the Democratic candidate is committed to transparency. So much so, that under the “Scandal & Controversy” tab of his campaign website Dyer outlines the “nitty-gritty” details of his personal finances, divorce, and even his sex life in the hope that his honesty will win over voters.
“Think about how much time political campaigns spend digging up dirt on their opponents,” reads Dyer’s website. “Noah is confident that all time spent this way is wasteful and unfortunate. It is his belief that the cleverly disclosed scandals that come out of the woodwork in the midst of campaigns mainly serve to divert and distract away from meaningful dialogue.”
By serving up his dirty laundry on a “silver platter,” Dyer believes his would-be constituents will realize these facts have no bearing on his ability to serve as governor.
And Dyer seemingly doesn’t hold anything back. Under the section titled “Sex” it reads:
Noah has had both deep and casual sexual experiences with all kinds of women. He is an advocate of open relationships. He’s had group sex and sex with married women. He has sent and received intimate texts and pictures, and occasionally recorded video during sex. Noah has always been forthright with his partners. All of his relationships have been legal and consensual, never coercive, or abusive, and he condemns such behavior. Noah is unapologetic about his sexual choices, and wishes others the same safety and confidence as they express themselves.
He also reveals that he has nearly $100,000 in student loan debt, occasionally fights with his ex-wife, and was technically homeless at one point in his life.
The jury is still out on whether or not this campaign strategy will work in his favor (most likely not), but he’s already getting some praise on social media.
I’m not able to vote in Arizona, but if I were, #NoahDyer would have my vote. Sounds like a man of the people. 10/10 campaign strategy.
— Taylor Hedric (@TaylorHedric) February 24, 2017
Cheers to honesty!